Message from @uberrice

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2017-02-10 18:55:19 UTC  

When will the "chink tea gives you cancer" meme end

2017-02-10 19:25:25 UTC  

When it stops giving cancer.

2017-02-10 21:02:47 UTC  

@Tribit imma stay 3 weeks

2017-02-10 21:03:02 UTC  

Nice

2017-02-10 21:03:33 UTC  

still not sure whether to lyfe that tokyo lyfe for 2 weeks and only RailPass around for 1 week

2017-02-10 21:03:46 UTC  

then again I have like 4 japanese frens I want to visit outside of Tokyo

2017-02-10 21:07:38 UTC  

maybe you can have a friend show you around

2017-02-10 21:10:52 UTC  

@uberrice go to one of those westeners pubs and rail one of them jap qt that go wild for whiteys

2017-02-10 21:11:06 UTC  

>inb4 you re not white

2017-02-10 21:11:09 UTC  

then abort mission

2017-02-10 21:11:13 UTC  

@Tribit I also have a fren in tokyo breh

2017-02-10 21:11:19 UTC  

@callmeJHWH 100% Swiss raifu

2017-02-10 21:11:23 UTC  

Oooh okay

2017-02-10 21:11:33 UTC  

japs go all wild for swiss people

2017-02-10 21:11:47 UTC  

at least the westernaboos do

2017-02-10 21:12:25 UTC  

because we speak german, (at least I) speak perfect english, and we have heidi and bootiful mountains and shit

2017-02-10 21:12:42 UTC  

as if japs recognize perfect english

2017-02-10 21:12:52 UTC  

being white is all what matters

2017-02-10 21:12:59 UTC  

and no, italians are not white

2017-02-10 21:13:13 UTC  

depends, northern italians are. Southern Italians, I agree with you

2017-02-10 21:13:29 UTC  

I'm from le middle of Switzerland anyways

2017-02-10 21:13:35 UTC  

but yeah, check out the westernaboo cafes/pubs

2017-02-10 21:13:39 UTC  

there surely are some

2017-02-10 21:13:47 UTC  

well, yeah. there's an entire district.

2017-02-10 21:13:50 UTC  

Roppongi kek

2017-02-10 21:14:01 UTC  
2017-02-10 21:14:25 UTC  

good way to get shitfaced with a mix of japs and westerners

2017-02-10 21:15:09 UTC  

also muh jap learning is coming along great, so I will not play full-uneducated-gaijin

2017-02-11 20:38:22 UTC  

POTATOOEEEEEEEEEEEEES

2017-02-11 20:38:41 UTC  

Sung to you by a loyal Communist

2017-02-11 20:39:43 UTC  

"I am the potato; The potato is me."

2017-02-12 14:50:32 UTC  

chinese prefer rice more than tatoes

2017-02-12 14:50:33 UTC  

what a shcoker

2017-02-12 14:50:35 UTC  

shocker

2017-02-13 17:48:30 UTC  

jew

2017-02-15 13:21:52 UTC  

im back in the usa

2017-02-15 13:22:05 UTC  

long flights are the worst for a fat fuck like me

2017-02-15 13:51:50 UTC  

Try being tall.

2017-02-15 13:51:52 UTC  

That shit is the worst.