hot dry noodles are GOAT

GOAT

Yeah wuhan is famous for those bitches

gays on a train ?

4rmb hot dry noodle bowl every morning is incredible

It's filling af too

wtf my GFs pants size from the gap why does this size exist

is that your dicc size lul

Nah mine is just xxs so she thinks it's pretty big

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/10Pcs-Set-Ultra-Small-Size-G-spot-Condoms-Stimulators-46MM-Mini-Condoms-Uptight-Condom-Sex-Toy/32605787529.html

russia yes

@kaetaa imagine that size in the US

what would Americans even use it for

Hand towel

Baby hat

@CIA

"I hope they are not pierced"

lmfao

eastern euros are comedy gold

KEK

http://cdn.static-economist.com/sites/default/files/images/print-edition/20170408_SRM917.png

Make guangdong great again

thats case 99% of the time

well if it only drops there is no problem

if it detonates

then there is

ebin <:umaru:232470184445607937>

i guess global politics might go haywire for a while if random nuke just spawns somewhere in china and drops there

and nobody knows whos nuclear weapon is it

they would curbstomp best korea, since they d be the go-to i-drop-random-nukes state

>mfw you dont fit in the chink special mri machine

what a shit hospital. its even considered top 10 in china lol

are you a fatty

I would be fat if I lived in a country with 5 rmb fried noodles

Chink MRIs aren't made for Americans

only XXXS Chinese grilles

its a combination of both

im deffo fat, but this thing was tiny

no, you are probably just fat

this woman probably also thinks the door is tiny
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/GML8IcLWXfY/mqdefault.jpg