Message from @porco

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2018-02-11 14:16:36 UTC  

That haircut on the guy bottom left tho.

2018-02-11 14:16:40 UTC  

here are some "nachos" we ordered in China that came with whipped cream instead of sour cream

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/412250590932893696/IMG_20161112_185537.jpg

2018-02-11 14:17:51 UTC  

>whipped cream on nachos
It was a joke, right?

2018-02-11 14:17:54 UTC  

dont fuck with me

2018-02-11 14:18:02 UTC  

you did this as a troll

2018-02-11 14:18:18 UTC  

This was a Tex Mex place and it was obvious the owner had never eaten Tex Mex and only seen photos or something

2018-02-11 14:18:57 UTC  

Food was horrid. We didn't pay

2018-02-11 14:19:04 UTC  

We told them we weren't

2018-02-11 14:19:04 UTC  

Why would you go to a tex mex place in china

2018-02-11 14:19:10 UTC  

Tbh I don't see the Problem with the fish store though.

2018-02-11 14:19:53 UTC  

Besides that the Aquariums are all shit dirty, I would love to get my hands on some fresh fish here..

2018-02-11 14:20:17 UTC  

Because im from Texas and I was missing home

2018-02-11 14:20:45 UTC  

Do they not have cumin and chili in china

2018-02-11 14:20:52 UTC  

The Indian place at that mall had real Indians working there. I had high hope

2018-02-11 14:21:00 UTC  

They do, but not really.

2018-02-11 14:21:43 UTC  

They are connected to india how do they not have spices for baisic bitch mexican foods

2018-02-11 14:22:15 UTC  

Unless you mean the spices taste weird

2018-02-11 14:22:26 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/412252041617080321/IMG_20170817_0334062-panorama.jpg

2018-02-11 14:22:33 UTC  

The dirt won't kill you, you just get used to it

2018-02-11 14:22:38 UTC  

A restaurant in Luodong

2018-02-11 14:22:57 UTC  

Food was great and there were occasional cockroaches climbing around

2018-02-11 14:23:19 UTC  

I always assumed the closer you are to a country the better the food is

2018-02-11 14:23:29 UTC  

But there's barely any Indian food in China

2018-02-11 14:23:32 UTC  

Closer in what sense?

2018-02-11 14:23:39 UTC  

Physical distance haha

2018-02-11 14:23:48 UTC  

Indian food in Taiwan everywhere tbh but I never tried some

2018-02-11 14:23:51 UTC  

As in, the Mexican food in Texas is better than Canada

2018-02-11 14:24:12 UTC  

I just didn't see the point to go to Taiwan and eat Thai or Indian

2018-02-11 14:24:21 UTC  

*The dirt won't kill you, you just get used to it*
Just a friendly reminder that this is your current state

2018-02-11 14:25:45 UTC  

>tfw can't even spell your own company name right

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/412252876719652874/20160809_212805.jpg

2018-02-11 14:25:59 UTC  

>whip cream instead of sour cream

2018-02-11 14:26:01 UTC  

AHAHAHAHA

2018-02-11 14:26:06 UTC  

Dude we were livid

2018-02-11 14:26:09 UTC  

We couldn't believe it

2018-02-11 14:26:19 UTC  

Coffe

2018-02-11 14:26:20 UTC  

tell me about the taco

2018-02-11 14:26:44 UTC  

We ordered tacos after that, took two bites and realized we weren't gonna pay

2018-02-11 14:26:50 UTC  

They used tortillas at least

2018-02-11 14:27:03 UTC  

And the inside was random shit like chopped up eggs, a fucking of cilantro and tomatoes

2018-02-11 14:27:08 UTC  

And chicken flavored with star anise

2018-02-11 14:27:45 UTC  

it's kinda weird since you can basically get most of the ingredient for tacos in china