Message from @porco

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2018-02-16 02:13:49 UTC  

It feels like a refugee evacuation

2018-02-16 02:45:55 UTC  

Everyone goes to their shitty mountain towns and eats Jiao Zi

2018-02-16 02:46:01 UTC  

Making some tomorrow

2018-02-16 05:09:31 UTC  

They told me that sometimes they put coins in the jiaozi

2018-02-16 05:09:35 UTC  

And if you find it you keep it

2018-02-16 05:09:40 UTC  

I said that's fucking disgusting

2018-02-16 05:09:45 UTC  

And they compared it to Fortune cookies

2018-02-16 05:09:59 UTC  

They couldn't understand why I thought using old coins in your food is any different

2018-02-16 05:51:37 UTC  

just walked into a public toilet and there was shit on the floor and a guy with his pants round his ankles

2018-02-16 05:51:49 UTC  

now this is the China I know

2018-02-16 06:02:51 UTC  

Seems about right

2018-02-16 06:03:11 UTC  

They often don't even close the doors to the stalls

2018-02-16 06:03:14 UTC  

When they shit in them

2018-02-16 08:01:28 UTC  

>big cities are empty and everyone goes to their shitty mountain town
same as Europe during Christmas

2018-02-16 08:02:33 UTC  

^

2018-02-16 08:16:41 UTC  

yfw this guy in my tour is so cucked, his kids bullies him, his wife had enough of his shit and his parent laugh at him

2018-02-16 08:17:10 UTC  

also Chinese kids are such smartasses

2018-02-16 08:17:23 UTC  

well Hong kong kids are

2018-02-16 08:26:25 UTC  

Gotta ask yourself why such people married in the first place

2018-02-16 08:27:53 UTC  

There are so many people who marry just to not die alone

2018-02-16 08:28:20 UTC  

Don't think China is any different when it comes to broken ego through missing love

2018-02-16 08:31:28 UTC  

I'd assume that stage arrives after you realise that kids are not an option anymore

2018-02-16 08:32:10 UTC  

Rather when the clock tells you to hurry up if you want kids to still be an option

2018-02-16 08:32:57 UTC  

Dunno, I think that's not really not a concern for me for quite a while 🤷

2018-02-16 08:33:35 UTC  

Not for you but for many people, especially females, having kids is still the final achievement

2018-02-16 08:36:30 UTC  

Oh I want kids

2018-02-16 08:37:12 UTC  

I don't care about a new relationship just not enough yet..

2018-02-16 09:11:34 UTC  

Porc you're like Jackie Chan a mainland China apologist lol

2018-02-16 09:11:55 UTC  

I swear the CCP paid you off or you got chinks blood in you somewhere

2018-02-16 09:26:47 UTC  

I don't get it

2018-02-16 09:26:51 UTC  

please explain

2018-02-16 09:53:35 UTC  

porc is in Taiwan and not china

2018-02-16 09:53:45 UTC  

he doesn't know

2018-02-17 09:53:59 UTC  

Went to a jewellery shop in China and one of the owner came and gave away over 100k RMB of stuff to our tour group

2018-02-17 09:55:59 UTC  

for what purpose

2018-02-17 09:56:05 UTC  

thats like 16k usd, no?

2018-02-17 10:15:13 UTC  

she said was really happy

2018-02-17 10:15:30 UTC  

oh i guess it was her husbands merch

2018-02-17 10:15:42 UTC  

grandfather

2018-02-17 10:16:11 UTC  

she says she's from Thailand and been in Beijing for 4 months

2018-02-17 10:16:53 UTC  

I think she doesnt really like china