Message from @porco

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2018-02-19 12:39:19 UTC  

this but unironcially

2018-02-19 12:40:07 UTC  

it wasnt ironical in the first place

2018-02-19 12:41:51 UTC  

then just this

2018-02-19 12:43:17 UTC  

tfw no blue passport

2018-02-19 12:43:47 UTC  

which country would that be

2018-02-19 12:44:11 UTC  

UK?

2018-02-19 12:44:27 UTC  

yeah post brexit passports

2018-02-19 12:44:47 UTC  

iirc all EU passports are burgundy red with some exceptions

2018-02-19 12:44:47 UTC  

oh

2018-02-19 12:45:33 UTC  

they haven't even left the EU though(?)

2018-02-19 12:45:53 UTC  

ukip hasn't done shit since the referendum right?

2018-02-19 12:46:06 UTC  

they havent left *yet*

2018-02-19 12:49:27 UTC  

US has blue passports @dm

2018-02-19 12:49:55 UTC  

*migration intensifies*

2018-02-19 12:50:28 UTC  

cuz asians love them green cards

2018-02-19 12:50:38 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/415128043044995082/9xdc5y3sm3h01.png

2018-02-19 12:52:16 UTC  

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2018-02-19 13:12:21 UTC  

Implying people even *want* to immigrate to USA these days

2018-02-19 13:14:00 UTC  

fAIR ENOUGH

2018-02-19 13:14:56 UTC  

acquire riches

2018-02-19 13:17:20 UTC  

I would never move to the US

2018-02-19 13:17:57 UTC  

Working for a US owned company is already enough exposure to those backwards people

2018-02-19 13:18:37 UTC  

they have the $$$$$ tho

2018-02-19 13:22:35 UTC  

I beg to differ on everyone but US top tier

2018-02-19 13:23:19 UTC  

I mean the last time we handed out food stamps was after WW2

2018-02-19 13:24:29 UTC  

USA might not be the best but for some reason we keep getting mass amounts of people in crates trying to sneak in

2018-02-19 13:37:56 UTC  

Not denying that

2018-02-19 13:38:46 UTC  

But it looks like mostly "shithole" people, or generally countries which are so backwards in time, they're still believing in the american dream..

2018-02-19 13:39:47 UTC  

My fiancees mom didn't understand why Chinese people desperately try to escape China

2018-02-19 13:39:55 UTC  

It's not the government or the wealth, it's the society. Every American believes to have a special kind of potential and he's just a billionaire in a temporary embarrassing situation

2018-02-19 13:39:56 UTC  

And didn't understand why Americans don't do it to China

2018-02-19 13:40:15 UTC  

Can confirm many Americans do feel this way, porc

2018-02-19 13:40:50 UTC  

One of my cousins works at fast food and is 30 years old and still thinks he's going to be a millionaire

2018-02-19 13:41:11 UTC  

He said cryptos was finally the way. Then he panic sold for a loss

2018-02-19 13:41:55 UTC  

The good thing is, he's trying

2018-02-19 13:42:03 UTC  

🤷

2018-02-19 13:42:52 UTC  

But I have always had a lot of difficulties to work with those people

2018-02-19 13:43:30 UTC  

On a weekly basis I get contacted by some US exchange employee to discuss a business opportunity at his home if I'm willing to sign an NDA

2018-02-19 13:44:23 UTC  

Did that two or three times, was always "I have no money and no knowledge, but I need a developer to implement this idea that already exists but slightly different. I will give you 5% of the revenue it will someday generate"

2018-02-19 13:44:50 UTC  

Then at some point they always drop the green card bomb

2018-02-19 13:45:12 UTC  

"dude you know if you help me and ((our)) business succeeds, I can take you into the US"