Message from @porco

Discord ID: 415406503273562122


2018-02-20 04:51:32 UTC  

We booked seats behind emergency row seats

2018-02-20 04:51:49 UTC  

So if no one bought those (chinks never pay more for seats) then we will just move there

2018-02-20 04:51:50 UTC  

That's nice

2018-02-20 04:52:02 UTC  

The least amount of turbulence

2018-02-20 04:52:11 UTC  

Yeah and they can't recline on us

2018-02-20 04:52:13 UTC  

Wing view is pretty sick too

2018-02-20 04:52:34 UTC  

I'm praying no one sits in the emergency row. It'd be so sick to steal those

2018-02-20 04:54:17 UTC  

GL

2018-02-20 04:59:39 UTC  

If I die on this chink flight, it's been an honor to serve you lads

2018-02-20 04:59:57 UTC  

Please don't let them check my internet search history

2018-02-20 05:01:57 UTC  

Use incognito mode newfag

2018-02-20 05:02:02 UTC  

clear your history nigger

2018-02-20 05:07:16 UTC  

delete system 32

2018-02-20 06:44:50 UTC  

dd if=/dev/null/ of=/home/

2018-02-20 07:08:57 UTC  

sudo rm -rf /home/

2018-02-20 07:15:53 UTC  

You can't use /home/ as output file

2018-02-20 07:16:02 UTC  

hmm

2018-02-20 07:16:05 UTC  

damnit

2018-02-20 07:16:15 UTC  

And probably not dev null as input, I'm not sure

2018-02-20 07:16:36 UTC  

what's the DD that wipes your mbr?

2018-02-20 07:17:08 UTC  

you can do this to gamble with your SATA error rate
dd if=/dev/sda of=/dev/sda

2018-02-20 07:17:15 UTC  

🤔

2018-02-20 10:15:30 UTC  

Farewell kaetaa

2018-02-20 10:15:36 UTC  

We will miss you

2018-02-20 10:15:45 UTC  

<:tipsfedora:383326576609329162>

2018-02-20 22:48:28 UTC  

What the fuck did I just watch

2018-02-21 02:22:42 UTC  

Made it safely in USA

2018-02-21 02:22:45 UTC  

Damn I'm tired

2018-02-21 04:23:28 UTC  

Congratulations

2018-02-21 06:40:12 UTC  

Congrats

2018-02-21 07:20:57 UTC  

*See, great Chinese airline not bad, should've listened to ma in law*

2018-02-21 07:34:38 UTC  

Congrats

2018-02-21 09:06:21 UTC  

did your gf already cheat on you now that she knows that other white guys look better than you?

2018-02-21 09:09:15 UTC  

oof

2018-02-21 09:14:54 UTC  

(it's funny that I can be a dick about it because I had the same insecurities when I brought mine to Europe)

2018-02-21 09:17:33 UTC  

>how to import girl into country

2018-02-21 10:45:32 UTC  

*without paying tax

2018-02-21 13:29:37 UTC  

PM one of those chinks that sell live animals

2018-02-21 13:41:33 UTC  

Luckily I'm in Texas so she will only see fat rednecks

2018-02-21 13:41:41 UTC  

But apparently she's into that so yes I'm worried