>not reading Mao Bible daily
>not reading Xi Bible daily
Never be a chink <:sadmitu:331056421342806026>

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/999622070135918593?s=19

HAHA LAST DAY IN CHINA

HAHA FUCK YOU CHINA

<:hahayes:330459104495665153>

plastic no

Don't bother thought police on last day <:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

inb4 he's gonna be intercepted by the police

Grats man

I still have until June 10. I'll be returning probably once a year or 18 months,

"Next time, i wanna see strong boy, 8months old" <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

its been a long year

hoo boy, time to earn my 50 cents

@Sdeck37 that's not far off. Literally the moment Chinese people graduate college, they get asked 100x a day "why aren't you married"

Then the moment you get married "why don't you have a baby"

They nag nag nag and force the kids to do stuff just to get some peace and quiet

So most parents don't live with their own children or raise them because they didn't want them in the first place

It's bizarre. It's really common in China for married people to only see each other once or twice a year, and the kids almost always live with either the mom and grandparents or just with grandparents

Everyone hates each other so much they wanna get away from each other as much as possible

People hate going home for the holidays

A friend of mine in the states moved from to china to USA and didn't return for 5 years. Then when he did, he spent 3 days at home and then went traveling to other parts of Asia

I'm not sure if they see a difference in talking to someone on the phone and seeing them in person. Maybe it's the same to them

Unrelated, they believe the mouthwash effect with anything that cures them

"if it burns or hurts, it's working"

So they think the way to heal a hurt leg is to beat the shit out of it until you're bruised so blood can rush to the area to heal it

They love the idea of some weird secret ingredient to heal them. (Bear bile, bird spit etc) basically these Chinese medicine people can take any ingredient and sell it to do literally anything, charge a massive fucking premium (thousands of dollars) and people will buy it

Despite antiobotics and modern medicine being, for the most part, readily available

Everything does something. Papaya gives you bigger boobs, leek gives you bigger dick, garlic cleans your bowels etc

They think every item has a specific purpose

They will believe this stuff past any logic. For example, they think cold water is bad for you. So if you drink cold water, then 2 years later you get some random sickness, they will blame it on the water

They will do this to anything you do that they don't seem "healthy" or "safe"

Like the sitting month, where women and their newborn babies don't go anywhere or do anything but eat eggs and lie in bed for 30 days, because they think both of them are weak and if you do anything you'll kill yourself and baby

If someone doesn't do the sitting month, and the kid gets sick a few years later, they will blame it on that

They eat eggs during the sitting month by the dozens because they think since you just released your egg, consuming a chicken egg will replace the nutrients 😂 😂 👌

A lot of these chinks have their kids abroad. Especially in USA. They lie and say they aren't pregnant, get a tourist visa and go to America to have the baby, where other chinks have facilities to take care of them during the sitting month, them they get citizenship for the kid and go back to china

And then eventually that kid can immigrate the mom to USA

So the plane from China to USA has a lot of pregnant women, and then the flight back has a bunch of infants

That ends today's lesson on modern Chinese pregnancy thank you

This is all very interesting. Thanks.