Ahem,
First they laughed and paid me no heed,
To them I said, not selling, didnt read,
Next they screamed until they were pink,
But I’m never selling, not even 1 link
Again, they swore that it was a scam,
But I couldn’t hear, I was choosing my lam,
I waited for days, weeks, even years,
Each day getting closer to no-linker tears,
They laughed, they pointed, and they shouted “cope!”,
But I simply smiled, as they tied their rope,
Despite all the fud, the torment, and fear,
I knew deep down it would be 1k eoy,
Then one day, out of the blue,
Link was one dollar, one fifty, then 2!
“You’ll never make it, it’s a pyramid scheme,
link ‘s only value is based on some meme”,
“My god, all this fud over linkies?”
I thought to myself as my wallet grew stinky,
Then one day, I never thought it would come,
All those no-linkers now wanted some,
They begged, the cried, they screamed and they plead,
Please sir 1 $link that’s all that I need!
The moral is this, in case it needs telling,
Despite all these words, didn’t read, never selling
