D*mn

conspiracy: it's not the sun that gives you skin cancer it's the sunscreen. sunburn is the equivalent of working out at the gym and being sore afterwords, but for your skin. these companies that sell you white zog sauce to put on your skin not only know that their product is giving you cancer, but they also know that it's killing your skin gains

Im pretty sure life just gives you cancer

talking to women gives you cancer

Big rt

same

hi shawn

i hate anime vavatars

https://twitter.com/coolhandruse/status/1011459547062562817

Fellas who don’t have a gf...we are basically the Job of modernity...think about it

d-mn...

Big old sip

hehe drumpfy

https://i.redditmedia.com/7jhTUo4IT5W2hthKeqacBm2IlZKoM0OA7AHVq6YA1Dg.jpg?s=bea699ed1f364aae49ca8f0d4d7e321c okay, now this is epic

This reminds me of far right activists begging for relevance

good lord lmao

Where the fuck do these chumps get the money to sponsor multiple streamers

tech industry

omfg im dead after reading this shit

lord

One of the women i used to text would show me how many guys she had texting her shit like that

6 or so thirsty niggas constantly just spamming with his schedule and stuff to do with no response from her

Lots of "sweet dreams" and "hope you look good today"

White men are gay

jesus christ just ask them for coochie or fuck off

The coochie meme has been a God send

I do spam her with that when she slutposts at me

Just send her the cupped hands and see where it goes my man

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dgnw9nIUwAAEm8j.jpg

Coochie please

👐

🤲🏻

just got blocked by my first woman for clowning on her on twitter

feels good kings

we are going to make it

You are ascending beyond your base passions and apetites. GROW IN SPIRIT, YELL AT WHORES

What did you say to her

Owning a woman is the best feeling

whats good niggys