where the FUCK does the poop go?

back in???

The balls

everything is stored in the balls

damn 👏

the greeks called it the "4 humors'

Its the same as early nofap

It just fades

Dont be a slave to ur passions

Never shit

If you have no discipline at LEAST dont wipe

Wiping is to shitting as porn is to fapping

I always have to poop after I get on the car

im dying

HAHAHAHAHAH

hardest working account on the site

a hero to us all

If she has an iPhone there’s a 0% chance she’s a virgin

Same thing goes if shes a single mom tbh

Single moms are rarely virgins

Lol

🤔

I set my age limit on tinder to accept pepo up to 45 and it’s been very blackpilling

Especially the amount of boomer single moms who are on there trying to find a 20 year old to push their responsibilities on

yea gotta be careful with that shit

seems like the perfect kinda place for someone who just lost the ability to get free money from an ex-husband or something

all she needs is for you to nut in her and in 9 months shes got new income

Dang you guys are really selling me on the "fuck strangers" app

Seriously don’t get it

The only reason I still have it is in case I randomly find that one decent girl on there that’s just using it cuz she’s socially autistic or something g

I never got matched with a decent girl so i deleted

>tinder
>decent girl

by decent, one i'd like to bang

lol

gay

I have gone on one tinder date and it was with a really, REALLY hot doctor who fucked her life up by cheating on her fiance who was her lifelong bf with a married guy

I mostly just made fun of her and told her to get it together

Who tells a stranger these things

I've never been on a date with a woman i've found attractive lol

the only tinder date you should be on is by the campfire with a cutie from church