I got a text today from a girl who is now "just wanting to be friends" because "she doesn't like that I insult who she hangs out with (guys) and that I 'bully' her over her wife potential (none)"

fucking lmao

she sent me some photo of her looking insane at a poolside with all this shit over her face and body "to protect from sun damage" and I told her she'd be better off learning to cook and learning how to not cheat on her boyfriends instead of living in denial about ageing

she is clearly not happy about that lmao

keep it up

you will break her soon

short and puncturing though is the critical hits

I sent her "what's popping" and a series of flexing selfies with "oops wrong number 🙈 🙈 🙈 "

will it work? I don't really care lmao I am laughing at this

yeah

idk, I mostly just fuck with girls via text and never take it too seriously and it always works out alright

nogf but ehh, who wants a retarded sloot gf

you dont

grrrrr im way too horny for a sunday

HODL

Nay nay is doing it right

Take notes fellas

im not big enough to do dat yet

once i can dl 3 pl8 maybe

how do u guys deal with the "get home from work and wanna lay in bed the rest of the day" thing

Whachoo mean

Also, it does

Just dont eat ice cream or dairy or shit like that

does that have the opposite effect?

Nah, it can just make your gut all messed up

Negation

oh, yeah I dont eat that anyway really

Garden, you mean if you ask a girl to do something and get that response?

If so, just ignore. Even if you like her, just immediately leave her alone. Denial of attention to that as a response is better than anything.

^

If you see her irl after ignore her or go talk to another girl in front of her. She will think you are not a bitch.

Unless you go up and fuck with her and its not creepy

You gotta KNOW what that looks like

no i mean like laziness

LOL

Oh

Water intake

how to you drink socially on keto? vomiting?

you don't i'm pretty sure

fuck

too much sugar