Maybe I hang around too many chads and stacies

more like 6"

Stay made yt boi

definite manlet

over this way

literally doesn't matter if you aren't an ugly faggot

if u short and ugly and a faggot

wew

if u small and hamsum

💯

We need to pool our money together to make an ironybro igf-1 factory

whats that

Average woman is under 5'7 do you live in Norway or something

should we tell him?

Short and ugly and funny or rich and you can still get gash

being funny to attract women is a meme

Depends on what sort of funny

Funny and outgoing guys still bang drunk girls

Fucking girls is 50% approaching them

Getting a gf and getting laid are two different world and people pretend like the same rules apply to both

Yes you're right

sounds like ur just ugly

tfw my hatred of women is leaking and they can sense it

just wait til some try agreeing with you to sleep with you

"haha yeah I hate girls too thats why i dont hang out with them haha pay attention to me"

im not like other girls tehe i love netflix and cereal killers

im so quirky i run a tumblr fan page for dylan klebold

I got a text today from a girl who is now "just wanting to be friends" because "she doesn't like that I insult who she hangs out with (guys) and that I 'bully' her over her wife potential (none)"

fucking lmao

she sent me some photo of her looking insane at a poolside with all this shit over her face and body "to protect from sun damage" and I told her she'd be better off learning to cook and learning how to not cheat on her boyfriends instead of living in denial about ageing

she is clearly not happy about that lmao

keep it up

you will break her soon

short and puncturing though is the critical hits

I sent her "what's popping" and a series of flexing selfies with "oops wrong number 🙈 🙈 🙈 "

will it work? I don't really care lmao I am laughing at this

yeah

idk, I mostly just fuck with girls via text and never take it too seriously and it always works out alright

nogf but ehh, who wants a retarded sloot gf

you dont

grrrrr im way too horny for a sunday