Message from @boss baby

Discord ID: 465867452375498753


2018-07-09 12:26:24 UTC  

Its 2018, Its Okay to be Homophobic

2018-07-09 12:29:04 UTC  

A couple years ago some feminist cunt at a party called me homophobic for saying "gay" in front of this girl i was trying to fuck so i called her fat and she threw her cup of wine at me

2018-07-09 12:29:30 UTC  

I was telling my dad about it later and he said why did you call her fat theres nothing wrong with hating fags

2018-07-09 12:29:33 UTC  

that will show him

2018-07-09 12:32:15 UTC  

Its always funny when women try to police words for groups they arent a part of

2018-07-09 12:33:04 UTC  

Was at my buddys house for the fourth, on his fridge he has a list of chores lovingly labeled "nigger list" in a beautiful font

2018-07-09 12:33:56 UTC  

This happa chubby roll saw it and got mad, i said "its just what a nigga gotta do" and he said "nah. Its a list of NAMES" and she started laughing really hard

2018-07-09 12:34:34 UTC  

Gotta disarm the women by not taking them seriously

2018-07-09 12:37:47 UTC  

big rt

2018-07-09 12:38:09 UTC  

But, happa chubby hippie girl getting mad at the n word

2018-07-09 12:38:14 UTC  

Classic woman move

2018-07-09 12:40:30 UTC  

that last Afterimage album is pretty good

2018-07-09 12:41:25 UTC  

it's just what a nigga gotta do

2018-07-09 12:41:35 UTC  

i'mma have to cop that

2018-07-09 12:43:46 UTC  

Steal all the content shared, i aint making social media accounts

2018-07-09 12:54:43 UTC  

Lmao we had a chalk board tracking everybodys body count for the semester and one night i accidentally fucked a black girl.... needless to say i had to live with the shame of an extra 3/5 tacked on my body count...

2018-07-09 12:54:50 UTC  

figured out my dick was racist that night

2018-07-09 12:58:55 UTC  

how do you accidentally fuck someone

2018-07-09 12:59:04 UTC  

"sorry ma'am I just fell into you like 200 times"

2018-07-09 12:59:20 UTC  

"this one is on me, shucks am I red faced right now"

2018-07-09 13:10:56 UTC  

4 AM Blacked out Tinder booty call, the later it gets the slimmer the pickings

2018-07-09 13:11:23 UTC  

Or in this case definitely not slimmer

2018-07-09 13:14:10 UTC  

thicc piccins

2018-07-09 13:14:19 UTC  

had her giving me top for like 10 minutes she asks me to fuck her i tell her to keep giving me head, wait til im about to nut fuck her for about 10 seconds do it on her face and kicked her ass out , she probably quit tinder after that

2018-07-09 13:15:03 UTC  

[X] Doubt

2018-07-09 13:15:04 UTC  

Idk actually, seemed like she was into the Plantation owner/Slave roleplay

2018-07-09 13:15:19 UTC  

on god

2018-07-09 13:15:54 UTC  

yeah, most girls are into the weird domination stuff. years back with my half irish, half jewish gf she was into anne frank stuff it was embarrassing

2018-07-09 13:15:58 UTC  

it wasn't even good or fun it was just like

2018-07-09 13:16:01 UTC  

really cringey

2018-07-09 13:17:42 UTC  

never dated black chicks though, I assume they are either not cringey at all or three times as bad

2018-07-09 13:17:46 UTC  

"dated"

2018-07-09 13:17:49 UTC  

"4am dated"

2018-07-09 13:19:09 UTC  

You aight, white boy

2018-07-09 13:19:12 UTC  

Indian girls are the best

2018-07-09 13:19:30 UTC  

never done did that

2018-07-09 13:19:40 UTC  

Persians are always really nice to me, so I have a soft spot for em

2018-07-09 13:22:14 UTC  

had an alt right gay once tell me "having sex with a nonwhite is so degrading" like....nigga you fuck old white guys for money lmao get out of here

2018-07-09 14:01:26 UTC  

Beardson is a deeply closeted homosexual

2018-07-09 14:01:40 UTC  

now watch him deny it just like a deeply closeted homosexual would

2018-07-09 14:10:16 UTC  

ok snownigger