Yo i got a question

You think I can eat 25 hot dogs in 10 minutes?

Thank you! some dumb bitch telling me i wouldn't be able to eat more than 10, we puttin 100 on it

I was thinkin i might do it on fb live or twitch or twitter and Try to create a charity for ppl to pledge x amount of dollars for each dog I eat

Any healthy male should be able to eat 25 hot dogs in 10 minutes

Nah I

25 atleast

The top women got 37 last week so I should beat that to prove that an untrained man can beat a trained woman in any sport

Its 2018, Its Okay to be Homophobic

A couple years ago some feminist cunt at a party called me homophobic for saying "gay" in front of this girl i was trying to fuck so i called her fat and she threw her cup of wine at me

I was telling my dad about it later and he said why did you call her fat theres nothing wrong with hating fags

Lmao we had a chalk board tracking everybodys body count for the semester and one night i accidentally fucked a black girl.... needless to say i had to live with the shame of an extra 3/5 tacked on my body count...

figured out my dick was racist that night

4 AM Blacked out Tinder booty call, the later it gets the slimmer the pickings

Or in this case definitely not slimmer

had her giving me top for like 10 minutes she asks me to fuck her i tell her to keep giving me head, wait til im about to nut fuck her for about 10 seconds do it on her face and kicked her ass out , she probably quit tinder after that

Idk actually, seemed like she was into the Plantation owner/Slave roleplay

on god

You aight, white boy

Indian girls are the best

I am ashamed

Tweaking off like 120 mg adderall went and bought pods. get back to the crib cant find my juul for 20 mins so i just fucking bought a new one

29.99 for a starter kit aint bad though

No there fucking cheap go by one yourself

He thinks hes fucking sick cuz he caught a case

So cool.

I need to know what he got in trouble for so I can create an actual charity to help defend whatever his case

Cuz peple pledged to donate $300 already to me and I want to start a charity but I can't decide what to create a charity for

Any ideas?

Nothin is more powerful then bustin out a playboy magazine when a girl is bitchin at you

^Lmao after i typed that i was thinkin dat

Got two dumb hoes over, online poker and playboi it is til they decide they hittin the 3

playboy*

I have this hyper realistic baby doll that I keep in my living room and some girl found it two nights ago and began taking care of it and nurturing it

Yesterday she sent me a snapchat from build a bear and she was buying it clothes and asking me what we should name it. Should i throw it away

Thats a great idea.. i'll have her buy it a suit from build a bear

See honestly the whole thing is kind of hot, like when she first starting acting like she was its mom it just made me wanna impregnate her, fuckin instincts man

But buying the doll clothes without telling me I really don't want this to go too far which its gettin to that territory

Boss baby is the second most influential baby behind jesus

tinder bitch

first thing she asks is if I had any roommates to run a train on her

asks me to beat her up, fuck her face, n fuck her ass n she brought cuffs

and this morning i had her take me to dennys and she bought me like $20 of food

Man I can't complain with that interaction i was thinkin man tinder is beat lately but she just made up for it x100

and i gavve her a load of my laundry to do i hope she dont stain it or somethin

Man tinder is crazy

just accidentally got pepper spray on my nuts

water didnt help

Milk?

Never tried it but my friend said he did when i was lookin for advice and he said it was really bad

You think I'll be able to have kids still?

yea mine spread

it got worse when i put water on it

Yea Never trying to use pepper spray again During Foreplay

ill punch a bitch in the face but pepper spray is way too far

nah i was kidding about that but yeah fuck pepper spray

went into a local papa johns today to ask employees what they thought

consensus is the man got setup

yo

can someone sell me some bitcoin or bitcoin cash for venmo or paypal

Options r fucking awesome

what happened to twitter