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Scott Adams is one of the worst twitter accounts

I have this hyper realistic baby doll that I keep in my living room and some girl found it two nights ago and began taking care of it and nurturing it

Yesterday she sent me a snapchat from build a bear and she was buying it clothes and asking me what we should name it. Should i throw it away

do a post birth abortion

Dress it up as the Boss Baby

Thats a great idea.. i'll have her buy it a suit from build a bear

See honestly the whole thing is kind of hot, like when she first starting acting like she was its mom it just made me wanna impregnate her, fuckin instincts man

But buying the doll clothes without telling me I really don't want this to go too far which its gettin to that territory

Fuck you

You have forgotten your tribes. It pisses me off.

Jesus came to this miserable realm for you yet you deny Him.

Makes me me rage.

Also you call me a fag and what not.

For being a good Christian. This is what I get.

???

What???

Boss baby is the second most influential baby behind jesus

Confused @Naphtali83

This old man
He posts shit
He likes to suck old man dick

(Naphtali)

Also boss baby why uhhh

Why do you have that lol

If she took that baby outside I would be very careful

thats a pretty crazy thing to do, even if it is alittle cute

and who is denying Jesus? Lets fuck them up

Yeah that's a little wacko

Never trust a bitch that's baby crazy

Unless youre prepared to give her one

>no baby crazy milky plain gf

why even live

baby crazy? why not autistic who fixates on having a baby

sounds like that's the real gf for me

>only eye contact she can make is with her own children

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Maybe the real gf is the friends we made along the way

lol this nigga gay

maybe the real gf is the HRT i am taking right now