Zoophilia is illegal

Tfw Taiwan would get @JHWH arrested

9 hours left in TPE, anything I should do? @porco

9 hours excluding sleep

Send me a postcard! :(

Did you go to the shopping district? @transience

Already went on first day

I think I've been to most of the flashy places now

Mostly just want somewhere to chill before thailand

How's Taiwanese soy milk?

Found just the place

Comfy

Very comfy

Nice

Lots of local old guys speaking Min Nan language here

>pull out my British passport
>people from left and right glance at it

anyway, Thai Lion online check-in a shit

You've outed yourself as Western piggu

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@transience you at the airport already?

not yet, tomorrow morning

ah ok

@transience did you go to the Chiang Kai Shek memorial hall?

already went as well

and the sun yat sen hall

I think I've been to all of the obvious tourist places in taipei except the museum

Did you get yourself a massage from a cute Taiwanese girl?

Or do you spare that for Thailand?

Thailand will be cheaper, so more in the spirit of csg

I am trying to reserve the trashier side of me towards the end of my travel

no, I'm not gonna fuck a trap

but I might as well explore the sleazy districts if I get bored

@porco would you happen to know what thai massages are like?

But Taiwan will be a chink @spaqin

@transience painful

But relaxing

The spirit of csg isn't to save the maximum amount of money you can?

@porco how much is it usually

with sad ending