Unless you're just looking to NUT

thank you for the advice mr. goodpussy. appreciate it

>be someone “Just looking to nut”
gonna need you to off yourself chief

Lol, I'm just saying that seems to be the goal of fast moving relationships

Just asking for coochie works for me

H-hi d-do u want to hang out some time

The whole "making statements not asking" may work

@Deleted User Yeah why tf bother

Like, "lets get dinner"

Vs "wanna get dinner"

Vs "please let me eat ur coochie thats all i want you don't even have to touch my winky"

“Let’s get dinner”
“No”
“H-heh ok w-whatever”

If she says no shrug with a smug smile and say "alright, that's cool. No worries."

Act like shes fucking up

Hit her

I might rage and k _ _ _ her tho

Jk fbi

"See what you made me do"and then call her by the wrong name

Then, donkey kong down B from smash bros her desk

If anyone gets in to stop you accuse her of crimes

Start commenting on her linkedin page

You'll be sailing the gf seas in no time

Just say hello???

explain how flareon is the only fire type not to learn solarbeam, she will know you are smart and interesting

Ask her what natures are best for special defense and if she would ever put a chansey on her team

Her answer will show you if shes even worth it

this is good praxis

if she doesnt raise her competitive team right, how can she raise your kids right

Pokemon nationalism

gotta catch 'em all, but it's bitches phone numbers 💪

each pokemon region are neighbors, but they are all eastern european neighbors so they hate each other

Then whip out ff tactics a-2

See if she can build a team with the right horoscope and class build

If she cant balance 16 variables per character how can she raise your kids to where they wont be gay

just be yourself 😎

like and

Bronze Age Pervert gonna be on Nick's show next week through Mike Ma.

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https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/1020469265890078721

you aight cerno-boi

The Cernovich redemption arc has begun