well she also told me last time I sent her flexing shots to "stop" and "oh yeah also I'm seeing someone"

so, wait three weeks after she's called a few times and texted

flex shot

headlock

other than being homeless and living in a car, I think my main reason for being single is I treat women like the garbage they are

for my own amusement

lmao

man i farted so loud i bet customers on the phone with the customer support team outside this bathroom heard it

hahahahaha

https://gfycat.com/CloudyUnfoldedCaterpillar

LMFAO

when you break #nodump

WHY IS IT YELLOW

Sam hyde cant keep getting away with it

how does that even happen

McDonalds

ex responded with "ewwwwww you look like a little girl. Or a dike. More like a dike."

memed on her after about 30 minutes wait time

bad breakup?

nah, just a long one and she won't stop trying to contact me afterwards for no real reason, so I have been memeing on her for a bit

now she's just trying to flirt

send her pictures of poop PLEASE

how can i do that when

I am #nodump

how

send her that

did he stand on the drain

and aim?

how does this happen

yeah actually can i get some fellow detective work from the sweat community

we need to do shit forensics

he clearly wasnt sitting on the toilet

if he was, also how

he still got some in the bowl though

so he was pointed at it

he had to have been standing on the drain, or near it

thats what i thought

but that wouldnt explain that long streak going towards the toilet paper

it splattered far enough to go past the drain