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Its similar to spiderman except it involes a radioactive retard and you were just a mild mannered rapist

But now YOU'RE retarded

Just your average everyday rapist

You basically just get super strength and a super tongue

That's epic ngl

There are a lot of phrases i wanted to say

Just a mild mannered rapist being one of them

Clark Kent but he rapes the women he saves

Tbh it surprised me they weren't throwing it at him

Texted my ex last night after she had called me earlier in the week with a shirtless flexing pic with the caption "Yeah you just say the word and I'll have you in the tightest headlock you've ever felt" immediately followed by "sorry wrong number"

No response

i thought i had it this time

thats a power move

well she also told me last time I sent her flexing shots to "stop" and "oh yeah also I'm seeing someone"

so, wait three weeks after she's called a few times and texted

flex shot

headlock

other than being homeless and living in a car, I think my main reason for being single is I treat women like the garbage they are

for my own amusement

lmao

man i farted so loud i bet customers on the phone with the customer support team outside this bathroom heard it

hahahahaha

https://gfycat.com/CloudyUnfoldedCaterpillar

LMFAO

when you break #nodump

WHY IS IT YELLOW

Sam hyde cant keep getting away with it

how does that even happen

McDonalds

ex responded with "ewwwwww you look like a little girl. Or a dike. More like a dike."

memed on her after about 30 minutes wait time

bad breakup?

nah, just a long one and she won't stop trying to contact me afterwards for no real reason, so I have been memeing on her for a bit

now she's just trying to flirt

send her pictures of poop PLEASE

how can i do that when

I am #nodump

how