Tfw no Israeli gf who will comfort me as big spoon

So conflicted hapa gf or Jewish gf

Life has hard decisions

tfw no idf gf to kill palestinian children with on our dates

That's the dream

1/3 white, 1/3 jewish, 1/3 azn gf

tfw no idf gf who will make you challa french toast

FUGGGGG

Tfw no Palestinian Christian warbride after retaking Jerusalem

eh

tfw no retaking jerusalem by assimilating into your idf gf's family

and living comfortably

;_;

why even live

😦

Feel like shit

Stuck with a shitty white gf

i feel bad 4 u

Feel like shit stuck with no gf forever

Better than a white gf

I want to kill myself

hapa nationalism

Based

someone give me a thicc hispanic gf

tfw no white single mom gf with 4 kids from 3 different dads with 6 figures of debt and unemployable due to criminal record of shoplifting

oh no

wait

Plot twist the kids are black

what is it with white girls and shoplifting

lmao

it's the THRILL

They want to be like black people but they are too scared to do real crime

so they get pregnant outside of marraige and try to steal shit from Target

we need to put a ban on women

until we can figure out what the hell is going on

Just sole a monster from the 7/11 I'm so wet

Stole

just stole an indian child from a 7/11 I'm now realizing the mistake I have made and the joy I have brought to the shop owner