They want to be like black people but they are too scared to do real crime

so they get pregnant outside of marraige and try to steal shit from Target

we need to put a ban on women

until we can figure out what the hell is going on

Just sole a monster from the 7/11 I'm so wet

Stole

just stole an indian child from a 7/11 I'm now realizing the mistake I have made and the joy I have brought to the shop owner

Do a pit bull drop off

Except for poo in the loos instead of dogs

"This is a rare breed of pit bull"

"it stands on two legs and uses natural camo to appear as an indian boy"

"he bit me, but this little guy down"

This little shit did I poo on my lawn I'll give you 50 bucks to get rid of him

put*

oh better yet

take him to your prospective future idf gf and tell her "I found this palestinian kid wandering around my yard...."

you'll be on your way to getting laid in no time as you hold her like the movie Ghost as she executes him with a deagle

never get any powsi

it can't be any worse

Is no pussy worse than awful pussy?

same thing

Got a new book in I'm excited to tear into

i like the cover

heard good things, turns out reading modern fiction and literature is kinda shitty

fun, but shitty

i’m reading nabakov rn (right now)

https://twitter.com/TheHeteroGamer/status/1024025909928636422

still giggling

HES A N

sir take that to the hello channel

Sorry

What the fuck

Lmao

what the fuck