isn't valhalla that place where everyone's jacking off while staring at everyone else jacking off

for all of eternity

valhalla is where you go if you're pagang and die a hero in combat

yeah its trad

if you have a heart attack while gaming you go to valhalla

pagan? more like paypig

no

pagang

is that like gang weed

yes

this isn't doing anything for me

it's hard to insult pagans any more than they have already been by continuing to LARP

bro

dont fuck with pagangs

they'll put a curse on you

they might eat me

they might jerk off a cum tree

pagans have the stone mask from jojo

they might suck my dick

OH NO GUYS HOL UP I BETTER NOT INSULT THE PAGANS OR THEY WILL BLOW ME

oh man

Dio may have learned vampirism from pagans, but he gained THE WORLD thru the power of allah

i sure dont want a single mommy 40 yr old wiccan pagan larping gf to blow me

tfw no 22 year old pagan girl who looks like a 45 year old farmhand single mother to poorly suck my balls

put it on speaker

god is like "oops buttdial"

>answer the call
>new phone who this
>you called me
>hangs up

its almost....

as if...

dems

are

OH SHIT

HES DOING IT