Yea

I have

It's my favorite

i really wish that pasta didn’t exist

oh thought you said "you people" and thought u were one of the demons shawns fightin with

*smacks lips* what do you mean "you people"

theres prob dudes who joined yesterday trying to ctrl f messages from shawn and beardson

but all they saw was brappasta

lmfao

owned

See if a dick makes up a small portion of the body

And a majority of the body is feminine

That doesn't make it gay because the feminine outweighs the gay

Thus traps aren't gay

yeah but you can tell they're dudes from a mile away so are they really that feminine

nice

Thx

Lunch because I am broke

No more grubhub

Crypto ruined me now I am a norman

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DlDFtyhX4AIem4p.jpg

This headline translates to "the smart money was out last quarter"

Universal reminder for speculative markets: when 'average' people are making money it's past time to get out

At whole foods sitting next to a rich old guy and his trophy gf and she is absolutely the worst piece of shit ive ever heard

Oh man

This is

INSANE

I cannot describe this cunt

Immediately he sits down "why is everything so annoying in here does anybody fucking WORK?"

Shes talking shit to him and then only talking about his car, cutting him off

This rules

She's like 34 or somethibg

Berating a 55 year old man

Ahaha

Be stenographer

You're standing on a mine of pasta

forgive me fellas

I must DUMP

Dude

She kept insulting him and then after a point threw shit at him, cut him off "okay bye."

"Bye, you're done"

"Clean your fucking kitchen"