Message from @Nimbo

Discord ID: 481860615997227011


2018-08-22 15:02:29 UTC  

help im bored at work

2018-08-22 15:03:12 UTC  

guys if i don't get a gf soon i might have to run a "minecart" full of "TNT" through a "village" in minecraft!!!!

2018-08-22 15:25:12 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/481846310081789952/M6038_Green-1.jpg

2018-08-22 15:26:39 UTC  

Do people ever get bored of looking dumb on twitter

2018-08-22 15:27:38 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/481846923259674624/1492800579063.png

2018-08-22 15:27:42 UTC  

tfw u eat poop

2018-08-22 15:28:15 UTC  

@bets have you honestly tried poop

2018-08-22 15:28:20 UTC  

how do you know its bad

2018-08-22 15:28:28 UTC  

MOMMY MOMMY
GIVE ME POOPIE
MAKE IT WET
OR MAKE IT DROOPY
CHOCOLATE COLOR
STINKY SMELL
EAT IT, SLURP IT
AIN'T IT SWELL
PUT SOME POOPIE
IN MY MOUTH
DON'T GO SLOW
JUST SQUIRT IT OUT
LET IT DANGLE
TO MY TONGUE
POOP IS YUMMY
POOP IS FUN
SMELLS LIKE DINNER
FOR MY SOUL
MOUTH UPON YOUR
POOPIE HOLE
IS THERE MORE?
LET IT OUT!
PLEASE, DELICIOUS
POOPIE NOW

2018-08-22 15:28:38 UTC  

@bets answer me

2018-08-22 15:28:55 UTC  

Yea

2018-08-22 15:28:57 UTC  

I have

2018-08-22 15:29:04 UTC  

It's my favorite

2018-08-22 15:30:42 UTC  

i really wish that pasta didn’t exist

2018-08-22 15:31:29 UTC  

oh thought you said "you people" and thought u were one of the demons shawns fightin with

2018-08-22 15:33:58 UTC  

*smacks lips* what do you mean "you people"

2018-08-22 15:35:06 UTC  

theres prob dudes who joined yesterday trying to ctrl f messages from shawn and beardson

2018-08-22 15:35:21 UTC  

but all they saw was brappasta

2018-08-22 15:35:26 UTC  

lmfao

2018-08-22 15:35:29 UTC  

owned

2018-08-22 16:22:03 UTC  

See if a dick makes up a small portion of the body

And a majority of the body is feminine

That doesn't make it gay because the feminine outweighs the gay

Thus traps aren't gay

2018-08-22 16:22:48 UTC  

yeah but you can tell they're dudes from a mile away so are they really that feminine

2018-08-22 16:46:10 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/481866685934993408/image0.png

2018-08-22 16:47:03 UTC  

nice

2018-08-22 16:49:19 UTC  

Thx

2018-08-22 16:49:52 UTC  

Lunch because I am broke

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/481867614948163586/image0.jpg

2018-08-22 16:49:54 UTC  

No more grubhub

2018-08-22 16:51:01 UTC  

Crypto ruined me now I am a norman

2018-08-22 17:15:07 UTC  

This headline translates to "the smart money was out last quarter"

2018-08-22 17:15:48 UTC  

Universal reminder for speculative markets: when 'average' people are making money it's past time to get out

2018-08-22 17:28:23 UTC  

At whole foods sitting next to a rich old guy and his trophy gf and she is absolutely the worst piece of shit ive ever heard

2018-08-22 17:28:24 UTC  

Oh man

2018-08-22 17:28:27 UTC  

This is

2018-08-22 17:28:29 UTC  

INSANE

2018-08-22 17:28:35 UTC  

I cannot describe this cunt

2018-08-22 17:29:11 UTC  

Immediately he sits down "why is everything so annoying in here does anybody fucking WORK?"

2018-08-22 17:29:31 UTC  

Shes talking shit to him and then only talking about his car, cutting him off

2018-08-22 17:29:34 UTC  

This rules

2018-08-22 17:30:22 UTC  

She's like 34 or somethibg

2018-08-22 17:30:29 UTC  

Berating a 55 year old man