never seen a non white playing angry birds

angry birds is a kaczynski-esque game, a game that revels in the destruction of the modern world. non whites cannot comprehend that feeling

i saw a black guy playing angry birds star wars but that doesn't count

the original is the last stand of implicit white identity

based

based

Just wanna find my autistic wife who thinks my extra chromosome is endearing

Tfw extra chromosomes dont give you extra height

>he didn't do his height exercises as a teenager

IBGTOW

hello???

fellas I made a new tinder but I haven't got a single match it's over

>using tinder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9JGzBdfkp0

use pictures of me

ok

thanks king

>mfw over 500 matches in a week
just try being yourself

it's over

time to settle with a fatty

more like time to settle with an anime pillow

based and redpilled

U don’t even get 500 swipes a week unless u pay @buttsguytbhfam

If you wipe, she wont swipe

#nodumpcommandments

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anyone have a plunger xD

idk what to tell ya my guy, just got bitches at my feet

Ion see why you should care about what women think of you

Why do yall use tinder

pussy

I think I'm the only one