Youve had cum on you for a few hours huh? Looks like this nerds gonna get banned

Fellas I get so many matches on tingburr but they're always thotty

It's over

>why are the women on a hookup app all whores?

A question old as time

"why are all the hookup app women whores"
"why do all the people at the pool want to go swimming"
same question'

Can't stop holding out hope because I hit the one in a million on there *once*

feels bad

apparently not

I did

you ain’t with her i’m guessing my nigga

We broke up because she had to move away and she begged me to go with her

I couldn't justify moving though

she held out hope after she left that I would change my mind & move soon

But it was really far and my gut said not to because it felt too movie-ish

good move

still sad

Very pure & the relationship was healthy

oh well

what could have been

moved on but I still think about it now and then

You can always just hang out at high school football games

And yell at everyone

And not shower

Drink a 40

Bitches love bums

hobo-maxxing is real

word

The key to making those doge memes is this here album:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPJBdnLt3vg&feature=youtu.be

It really gets my creative juices flowing

Especially 27:40

j0hn is now gay because of creative juices flowing

why would i become a hobo

women are attracted to my dumpster-like musk

women aren't attracted to my sweat-like sweat

some girl who's like 21 and looks like she has already had botox superliked me

Haven't got a single match yet

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