>mfw over 500 matches in a week
just try being yourself

it's over

time to settle with a fatty

more like time to settle with an anime pillow

based and redpilled

U don’t even get 500 swipes a week unless u pay @buttsguytbhfam

If you wipe, she wont swipe

#nodumpcommandments

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flush

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anyone have a plunger xD

idk what to tell ya my guy, just got bitches at my feet

Ion see why you should care about what women think of you

Why do yall use tinder

pussy

I think I'm the only one

too young to use it I guess

I use tinder for memes

Idk are you really gonna trust a fuckgirl to not give you an STD

Or a family

If she wont give you babies and you can trust her why are you providing a supply of wiener

Cant**

I coomed in my sleep last night after 2 week nofap what mean

I use it because I have no other means

it means the programming is wearing off

it means you gotta do laundry

this

It means if you don't take a shower you're gonna have cum on you

And by extension you are gay

Sorry man

it’s too late for him

Youve had cum on you for a few hours huh? Looks like this nerds gonna get banned

Fellas I get so many matches on tingburr but they're always thotty

It's over

>why are the women on a hookup app all whores?

A question old as time