im sorry i cant make it to class today. i have notenoughcoochie syndrome and the doctors think its terminal. please excuse my absence or come here and let a nigga get some of that mrs. golberg u fine as fuck. i always wanted to tell you this but i think you're pretty phuckable and i always hoped u'd tell me to stay after class so i can smash but as u can tell by my current circumstance this is not the case đ
