i fuckin explode through work, workouts, music editing, etc

princehubris2 is gone as well wtf

Achievement unlocked: black coffee

Do NOT put shit thats too fine in there

french press is the only time i can get down with black coffee

Nigga gonna smash da press

Some tips: Use ph8 water

yeah i know i read that from some gay "coffee connoiseure" site

when i was trying to figure out how the press worked

lol

"CoffeeandCum.com"

coffeewithloads .net

If you don't have a thermometer take the kettle off and let it sit a minute before adding water. 190' -195' is a money range

Otherwise you get burnt bean taste like starbucks

"IAmGayAndDrinkCoffee.gov"

i sorta wing everything about it

Dang

I didnt know that

eyeball the amount of beans, guess on the water heat

Yeah, that's what I did until landing on that lil recipe

When the water is ph8 or above it is a solvent and draws the most flavor out

i wing everything related to the kitchen

I set the press on the counter and try to get as many spoonfuls of coffee into the press from a few feet away til its almost full

Ill go through three of four bags

lol

Then i just pour water into it and dont really measure

i put a blindfold on and sling the beans over my shoulder backwards and if it goes in then i make coffee that morning

That's hella inefficient bro, you need to grind beans one at a time for purity

I make sure its hot enough to warp the press

My plastic press

i swear if they make plastic french presses i'm gonna fuckin flip out

I put in some bottled water from nestle

Heat up the bottle on the stove

then shake the bottle for good measure once it's nice and hot

Well generally the bottom sears to the stove

So i try to push the remaining water into the press

i drink black instant coffee

lifehack: rub yourself in receipt paper to dry off after a nice hot shower

feel free to mock me

instant coffee is fucking shit

I've lived in a cave my entire life