When the water is ph8 or above it is a solvent and draws the most flavor out

i wing everything related to the kitchen

I set the press on the counter and try to get as many spoonfuls of coffee into the press from a few feet away til its almost full

Ill go through three of four bags

lol

Then i just pour water into it and dont really measure

i put a blindfold on and sling the beans over my shoulder backwards and if it goes in then i make coffee that morning

That's hella inefficient bro, you need to grind beans one at a time for purity

I make sure its hot enough to warp the press

My plastic press

i swear if they make plastic french presses i'm gonna fuckin flip out

I put in some bottled water from nestle

Heat up the bottle on the stove

then shake the bottle for good measure once it's nice and hot

Well generally the bottom sears to the stove

So i try to push the remaining water into the press

i drink black instant coffee

lifehack: rub yourself in receipt paper to dry off after a nice hot shower

feel free to mock me

instant coffee is fucking shit

I've lived in a cave my entire life

i know nothing but instant coffee

I feel like this discord is full of my tribe fam

please do not drag me out of this comfortable damp cave

Retard Tribe

Sound off

we're all eachothers people

at least fucking get grounds jfc

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PLEASE SPRAY YOUR MILKIES INTO MY COFFEE MA'AM

Shawn is right

tih-ee

YOU'RE A VEGAN MA'AM? IT'S EITHER YOU GIVE ME YOUR MILKIES OR I GET THEM FROM A COW

YOU WANT TO BE ETHICAL RIGHT?

fellas...

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*boob*

b00bies lol