Message from @porco

Discord ID: 485356815270412288


2018-09-01 01:40:52 UTC  

if im at home i mostly just drink cold brew

2018-09-01 01:41:56 UTC  

I only drink coffee at funerals

2018-09-01 01:42:04 UTC  

Else i don't need it

2018-09-01 02:58:04 UTC  

>chink coffee craze

2018-09-01 03:40:21 UTC  

cold brew is so good lol

2018-09-01 03:40:54 UTC  

shake it with syrup and ice, then add shaken nonfat milk on top

2018-09-01 03:41:06 UTC  

nonfat makes a better "cold foam

2018-09-01 03:47:05 UTC  

hipster Asian detected

2018-09-01 04:13:53 UTC  

I'd tell you to fuck off then I realized I use a Chinese phone, wear gold round glasses because the rich Asian students rock them super hard and I wanted to crib the look, and wear hipster ass clothing like Herschel

2018-09-01 04:14:06 UTC  

so you're not wrong

also your avatar looks like fox furry trying to look cool when zoomed out.

Time to die fite me 1 vs 1 in game of go

2018-09-01 04:18:54 UTC  

Rank?

I m never beaten master of go,my rank would be professional dan. 5wins 0lost games,i've beaten amateur dan players like if it was kinder-play. (that is how I say I've won vs my friend 5 times in row on his mobile phone go app)

are you impressed yet

2018-09-01 04:53:59 UTC  

Can you convert to OGS?

2018-09-01 07:19:14 UTC  

I am in Alishan now. The Ali character as in Ali Express. Alishan (Ali is the name of the mountain, shan means mountain) is a mountain in Taiwan and a national park. Now, in Alishan there's a train

2018-09-01 07:19:20 UTC  

But it's not called the Ali Express

2018-09-01 07:21:17 UTC  

They had one job

2018-09-01 07:25:04 UTC  

Dissapointed

2018-09-01 07:54:42 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/485356814226161665/IMG_20180901_155358_1.jpg

2018-09-01 07:54:46 UTC  

>when you open a dispute

2018-09-01 12:04:44 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/485419740400058378/IMG_20180901_200418_1.jpg

2018-09-01 17:43:01 UTC  

@porco you are back in taΓ―wan ?

2018-09-01 17:43:23 UTC  

also you italians know how to brew good coffee

2018-09-02 02:25:26 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/485636342575923201/IMG_20180902_102457_1.jpg

2018-09-02 02:25:50 UTC  

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2018-09-02 02:26:25 UTC  

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2018-09-02 02:28:10 UTC  

>mfw porco pisses off his girlfriend again for spicy memes for a chinese home shopping chat

2018-09-02 02:28:13 UTC  

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2018-09-02 02:28:49 UTC  

>porco actually showing dominance in his relationship

2018-09-02 02:28:59 UTC  

That's what girls want, virgin

2018-09-02 02:29:57 UTC  

With japanese anime cards?

2018-09-02 02:29:59 UTC  

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2018-09-02 02:31:41 UTC  

And everyone knows hello kitty is the most alpha choice.

2018-09-02 02:33:29 UTC  

Also @Sdeck37 are you somewhere in Asia right now?

2018-09-02 02:33:44 UTC  

You're definitely not in CET these days

2018-09-02 02:35:15 UTC  

tfw walk into what you thought was an average weeb shop in japan but it turns out to be a female weeb shop

2018-09-02 02:35:45 UTC  

saw a guy playing precure

2018-09-02 02:45:41 UTC  

@porco Your suspicion isn't invalid, but no. My sleeping cycle is just off due to work and exams. I use the timing to write with a lot of Gooks though.

2018-09-02 02:49:56 UTC  

Well done, did you sign up interpals to increase your reach to gooks?