Message from @porco

Discord ID: 486833770117464065


2018-09-05 00:51:36 UTC  

oh boy

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/486699892220231720/unknown.png

2018-09-05 01:43:49 UTC  

i heard in china they used to break your mirrors and windshield if you have a japanese car

2018-09-05 02:48:30 UTC  

Remember kids, this is your future if you don't succeed academically.

2018-09-05 03:04:16 UTC  

<:boomer:480046032546168863> 😎

2018-09-05 03:04:28 UTC  

They don't make principals like they used to

2018-09-05 03:09:05 UTC  

yoshinoya sensei got a promotion.. followed by a firing.

2018-09-05 04:21:28 UTC  

I just walked into an Asus store saying "I'm coming, prepare your Asus", but nobody cares since nobody speaks English

2018-09-05 04:23:33 UTC  

That joke barely works in english

2018-09-05 04:23:38 UTC  

Weak shit

2018-09-05 04:52:23 UTC  

Pretty weak tbh but the idea was good

2018-09-05 09:00:42 UTC  

^

2018-09-05 09:01:07 UTC  

>I walked into an ASUS store

2018-09-05 09:01:15 UTC  

there's your problem @porco

2018-09-05 09:09:33 UTC  

it extra doesn't work in taiwan because people pronounce "asus" as "uh soos" here

2018-09-05 09:38:45 UTC  

Uh sauce

2018-09-05 09:38:55 UTC  

I wanted to buy a laptop in Taiwan but once I arrived it wasn't available on pchome anymore. Also, Taichung sucks for electronics and I won't be back in Taipei this year

2018-09-05 09:39:48 UTC  

I wanted the Lenovo 120s. Why buy it in Taiwan? Because I'm learning bopomofo and I wanted it with a bopomofo keyboard

2018-09-05 09:42:32 UTC  

So I went to the Asus store since there's a 11" vivo which is similar cheap but they didn't have it and I would have need to order it (4 days waiting, flight is on Sat)

2018-09-05 09:42:44 UTC  

What's bopomofo

2018-09-05 09:43:35 UTC  

Taiwanese way of typing Chinese characters

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/486833770117464064/2000px-Keyboard_layout_Zhuyin.svg.png

2018-09-05 09:44:04 UTC  

It's just a phonetic alphabet for Chinese characters, mainly used in Taiwan

2018-09-05 09:44:16 UTC  

In China it's not used, they use pinyin instead

2018-09-05 09:44:59 UTC  

But apparently zhuyin/bopomofo is easier once you get used to it and I wanted to make a serious commitment in learning it

2018-09-05 09:46:18 UTC  

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2018-09-05 09:46:45 UTC  

Thank god my gf isn't chink, wouldn't want to learn that

2018-09-05 09:48:17 UTC  

>he doesn't chinkshit everything in his life

2018-09-05 09:52:06 UTC  

Probably wouldn't say no to a nice chinky gf if I didn't have one

2018-09-05 09:58:49 UTC  

@porco could buy some old thinkpad/dell latitude/other easily replaceble keyboard and buy a tw keyboard for it

2018-09-05 10:03:20 UTC  

>people still buy laptops other than thinkpads

2018-09-05 10:03:24 UTC  

😬

2018-09-05 10:26:25 UTC  

>thinkpads >lenovo

2018-09-05 10:26:26 UTC  

>ever

2018-09-05 10:28:52 UTC  

Thinkpads are okay
-sent from thinkpad

2018-09-05 10:28:58 UTC  

>implying there's anything better

2018-09-05 10:29:06 UTC  

Sighh mods

2018-09-05 10:29:08 UTC  

😬

2018-09-05 10:35:37 UTC  

Dell>chinkpad @Millwood

2018-09-05 10:36:11 UTC  

Haven't had a Dell yet tbh

2018-09-05 10:36:20 UTC  

I need clitmouse

2018-09-05 10:36:30 UTC  

same