so they'd get free bethesda games for life

What?

wtf

That’s sick

wow i hate gamers

Like

you didn't know about that?

Mentally ill

No I didn’t

we non-gamer chads are so glad we aren't gamers right guys

https://www.pcgamer.com/parents-name-child-dovahkiin-earn-a-lifetimes-worth-of-bethesda-games/

why is he red

And people say there’s no religion in the modern day!

Have you seen the one where the black dude named this son Goku

i remember the threads on /v/ when this first came out

about how fucking red this kid is

He got whatever amount of likes and his wife let him name the son fucking Goku

What’s with blacks and dragon ball

It’s action-packed

blacks can't appreciate good anime

like love live

Like worldstar but more extreme

>Bethesda's first blog featured a hefty disclaimer: "Any reward for completing this quest will not ultimately justify the potential teasing your child could — and probably will — endure over its lifespan. Bethesda Softworks is not responsible for your parenting. You may gain experience points for completing this quest, but you will not care at 3am on a work night. Completion of this quest may also result in decreased desire to play video games and/or function as a human being. Consult with your friends before embarking on this quest; while it may not start in prison, it probably ends there."

nuke this fucking studio

Can't figure out why blacks love a show that's just constant fist fighting

dude

bethesa is so based

guarantee the parents have a to-do list on their fridge that says "side quests"

FYUC

LMAO

and use the word "adulting"

Yeah the jewfro man said “degenerates” once

man adulting is hard

This is why it’s GAYming

anyone here a gaymer? (gay = happy)

Guess not

is there an option for being mad as hel

hell even

guess everyones sad

No one here games