wow

“Hi I got a vasectomy so I can never have children to distract me from leveling up in a decade-old game”

Oh that thing

Sept. 12 was National Video Games day in the states apparently

And no one cared

Is this recent

Maybe

Probably

Whoever still playing Skyrim needs a vasectomy

remember the couple who named their son dovahkiin for the skyrim release

"WOW LOOK AT ALL THESE MODS"

so they'd get free bethesda games for life

What?

wtf

That’s sick

wow i hate gamers

Like

you didn't know about that?

Mentally ill

No I didn’t

we non-gamer chads are so glad we aren't gamers right guys

https://www.pcgamer.com/parents-name-child-dovahkiin-earn-a-lifetimes-worth-of-bethesda-games/

why is he red

And people say there’s no religion in the modern day!

Have you seen the one where the black dude named this son Goku

i remember the threads on /v/ when this first came out

about how fucking red this kid is

He got whatever amount of likes and his wife let him name the son fucking Goku

What’s with blacks and dragon ball

It’s action-packed

blacks can't appreciate good anime

like love live

Like worldstar but more extreme

>Bethesda's first blog featured a hefty disclaimer: "Any reward for completing this quest will not ultimately justify the potential teasing your child could — and probably will — endure over its lifespan. Bethesda Softworks is not responsible for your parenting. You may gain experience points for completing this quest, but you will not care at 3am on a work night. Completion of this quest may also result in decreased desire to play video games and/or function as a human being. Consult with your friends before embarking on this quest; while it may not start in prison, it probably ends there."

nuke this fucking studio

Can't figure out why blacks love a show that's just constant fist fighting

dude

bethesa is so based

guarantee the parents have a to-do list on their fridge that says "side quests"

FYUC

LMAO