Diu lei lou mou cau hai

tfw kena fong fei kei

siao ah

you know what they say

Tian bu pa, di bu pa, zhi pa guangdong ren shuo putonghua.

@transience

siggh

天不怕，地不怕，只怕北方人說廣東話

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for real though, I only have the canto accent on some words

like anything that begins with x

comes out as s if I don't purpose try to get it right

草泥马 <:retarded:445730677476818945>

Ching chonk

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@porco some chink girls speaking English and mandarin at the same the about their feet

Kek

The sentence makes no sense to me

I can't interpret it, the second the is obviously a typo

But I'm too stupid to figure out what you meant

@transience

wat

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at the same the about their feet?

What does that mean? Am I retarded?

She was talking like white girl in English about her feet

Ah

And then stated talking about it in chink

Did she have nice feet though?

idk she was wearing heels

sigh

Huohhh

Man Uniqlo is great

there was nip girl working at uniqlo in london (shepherds bush)

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There were no nips at ams store

😔

I got nice new flannel though ☺

>flannel