Ah yes the weekly sweat with beardson beardly and *squint* Richard spencer

richard spencer prank call tonight on the sweat @everyone

dont be a part of the crowd #here

Listen at least I had fun in this life

thats what matters

ask beardson not me

but did you hold hands

I just fucking work here

@beardsonbeardly

lol

Hubris held hands with Beardson?

What?

these niggers have 5 minutes to take my card

hubris cried into beardsons arms?

n im stealing my food

wow

stolen mashed potatoes

this is a good development in the meme

What's that Hubris stole all of Beardson's food when they met up?

just ring your shit up as bananas it always works

waiting 5 minutes for them to take your card is pretty tolerant

i havent cooked in over 2 years

cuba

Gotta grab my banaynays and skeedaddle if ya sniff my drift

Use that line it works everytime

stolen mashed potatoes Cuba

mashed potatoes Cuba is a racist codeword for starting the race war

I cant wait until the people who run Canary Mission get doxed so we can m̶a̶i̶l̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶m̶ ̶n̶a̶i̶l̶ ̶b̶o̶m̶b̶s̶ thank them for their good work

sleeper cell codeword

Stolen mashed potatoes Cuba groyper

I can't steal

I come here too often

and order the same thing

mashed potatoes

they'll know

Blame it on the nips

shawn wut happened how u get got so fast this time

"s-sir, what's that dripping out of your coat?"

steal it t hen murder all the employees there

the new employes wont know