I'm monky

🐒

chad doesnt take the fortnite bus

chad glides in from his sky mansion

I want any physical contact with a girl (female)

Chad gets bitches, but at the end of the day, who gets the fortnite bus? That's right, me

missed the sweat <:peperip:437094840816107521>

>walk down street
>bitches mirin everywhere

takes of all clothes

walks down the street

everyone mirin at me

I see you too are a man of wealth, and taste

wait so what are you again

australian living in america or what

Reverse actually

oh

american living in australia

I just know the esoteric lore

is it too much to ask for a gf who has read siege, is a virgin, is catholic, hates gays, hates blacks, hates jews

Can confirm, am African

why cant i get a completely redpilled gf who is also a virgin catholic?

I want to become really obsessed with one girl, kill her and her bf and then kill myself

have fun with that

finding a girl who is religious is hard, finding a virgin is literally impossible

Finding a fortnite match? Ezpz

Take the fortnite path

i want a cute girl to slit my throat

im actually extremely disgusted by non-virgins

which means i'm going to be alone forever

brb

but at least i got fortnite

you should really move past that ngl

if youre notjoking

i am not

its okay to support catholicism / white nationalism but like dont ruin your life / never find a gf because of your politics lol

Cute waitresses mirin me in coffee shops; rejected cuz women are bad luck

not a political thing lol i just want someone whos had sex