dont tell them that it isn't real

Oh sorry

fucking seppos tried to trick us into believing hawaii was real

tasmania is just our response

and they ate it up

Tasmania is just a tax write-off scam

"wow australia has a place that's cold and full of green shit" haha dumbasses you're just in new zealand

this is how the bourgie americans drink

this is how my father drank

that costs like $1.99 though

its very unboojie

>VB

this is how i drink

Your father has shit taste and is gay

very feminine thing to say

t. Slurps down motor oil juice

From VICTORIA

you can only mock a man for drinking feminine mix drinks or if you're rich enough, goon from a box

complaining about "motor oil" is gay

Victoria Bitters? Victoria Shitters.

that wasn't a pic of me btw i just googled man drinking goon

Woah really

this was a picture of me

I believe it

shawns promised to do 4 shots, binding twitter law

ok its 7:30

drinking time 😎

>sunburn
>VB
>kangaroo
No tradie shirt so uh technically not meeting regulation

🥂 (pretend its white)

🍾

👜 🍷

ok i need ideas

you know what grinds my gears

when americans

get on me

for getting drunk off of wine

like OK RETARD

you realise a good bottle of vodka here is like $40