i'm never going to buy any sort of faggy sex toys or anything so a sexual relationship would still hold value

but i'll never have *that* back

i should sue japan

I got over the sex toys when I was 16 or 17

I had a Tenga egg

tee bee ach

yikes

ye

yikes

found out about egg because of the sweat

eggman or Tenga egg

eggy

eggman

o

lol

lmao

eggman sponsored by tenga egg

take notes @FunkyFunGuy

Now that would be a sponsorship

entire fanbase of virgins

fits with the brand, egg and all

match made in heaven

tenga.com/eggman

i just googled tenga egg

yes

never had one

They're just cheap silicone eggs you put your winkie in

@Jynn how does a tenga egg compare to a real girl

so are they like a one use kind of thing why are they always in packs

@Aleksander *blushing* I couldn't tell you

I've never had s*x

darn

im shocked

Tjey

apparently high quality fleshlights that are heated are like pussy but then you've fallen into a pretty bad hole

They're* supposed to be one use but I got 4 or 5 uses out of mine before it broke

masturbation has like a cap of satisfaction

but then

you go with the whole VR porn and fleshlight

and by broke I mean when you're winkie breaks through the other side

and you're lost forever