Ur

👰 yes

i have life figured out

Ai#######

So

Wrong

The great conundrum is wanting gf but when e-gf appears as random encounter you raise eyebrow bc prob not gf material

i hope when we get to heaven theres some kind of scorecard telling us how many feds and demons we talked to with or without knowing

Ask her cup size aleks

i've done almost everythign in my life besides have a relationship with a girl IRL and i guarantee you nothing else matters

A few years ago you could still meet a girl who probably didn't have nudes online somewhere

like i've done so many things

i am prepared to sacrifice big titties but she must have ass

Now not so sure

Ill take eithet

Eithrr

Gotta have one

all girls are "whores" by most of your standards its probably going to be impossible to get your trad wife

yeah because they aren't real

tradwifes are like willy wonka golden tickets

im gonna get one first good luck fellas but its fuckin mine

Most everyone you meet is a whore

M or F

Idc anymore i just want no cheaters or divorces

^

tbh if i wasnt a disabled retard i'd probably be a whore

Loyalty and integrity the rarest of the rare qualities now

baby boomers started the birth control and divorce memes

Yup

honestly the macho "i fucked tonsa girls" probably led into women being whores

is that baby boomers or has it always been like that

Naph vindicated for 'doing all this'

how good of christians were people before 1950

i've been here since 95

It must have been wild, being able to get away with so much mischief when the drinking age was 18

Drinking age is 18 where i live

it took me like 45 minutes to chew this unseasoned baked chicken breast

i've been here since 95

Australians know how to party

i drink vodka every day almost

Im not australian