my wife and i have a joke that chinese literally look like they have no idea what the fuck is going on

even if they are in china

she imitates them "where am i? whats going on? who am i? how old am i? what year is it?"

they stare at everything as if they are a time traveler from 1000 years ago

>can barely breath

Yeah, oxygen is pretty rare where they come from

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>chinks too adapted to polluted air regular air is anathema to their respiration

>tfw nappa cabbage sales soon
Kind if want to buy a hipster gook kimchi urn but those are like 200 bucks.

just do it in plastic fam

or get a regular earthenware urn

just because some gook slapped kimchi on a pot doesn't make it worth 200 bucks

Or use your hands

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Cant find an earthenware urn thats 20 gallons

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why the fuck are you making 20 gallons of kimchi

Because they eat like a pound a day.

And I would too once nappa gets below 7 dollars for a 20 pound box

be a good little goy and just eat tofu

>american makes 20 lbs pf cookie dough

>kimchi is cookie dough
What

What is kimchi?

gooks like to rub red shit on cabbage and then bury it for a year

then eat it

it stinks like high hell

but tastes pretty good

That is kimchi?

you tried durian before @kaetaa ?

yeah, kimchi is gook fermented cabbage

Fuuck, Bulbasaur, you really do make everything sound gross

kimchi is actually pretty tasty if done right

germans make the same shit but instead of rubbing red shit they piss on the cabbage and bury it for 3 months

kimchi is great

when i first tried durian i threw it up and thought nothing could be worse

then i tried durian pizza and durian cake

and candy

its all horrible

durian cake is number one worse thing ive ever eaten right now

Is mochi good?

The only mochi I genuinely like is the one with peanut butter