where is my tradthot wife to make me swastika omletes

that comes after

disclaimer eggs cooked by a person who can cook is good

lactobalicus probiotic chased by a gulp of fortified wine is there anything more ironybro than that

lmao holy shit

that's hardcore

liver: fuck you

gut microbiome: i love you

plenty of ppl die of heart diease of diabetes every year but none of my alcoholic relatives have died from liver failure

coincidence?

dont believe their (((lies)))

it's diet

tbh u could probably eat almost anything and be better than the average american as long as u stick to whole foods and exercise

Yup

literally all o uahve to do is exercise 3 times a week and you dont get diabetes holyshit westeners are so retarded

o yeah i was gona say something

i only take a b vitamin for hangovers

anyone have issues with caffeine after drinking it for years?

like what

no

my pp is still big so no

huh

i drink coffee every day and i'm incel still

so theres thsi

i can drink a lot of coffee then easily stop

same

i dont get addicted to anything

i love being a teenager i hope i never become a slow gross old middle aged man

i will sooner die before i experience life after 30

oh no i get addicted to plenty of stuff my baseline energy is just high

if i dont have a fucking wife at 35 i'm killing myselff unless VR is super good ngl

what do incels even do after 30 besides cry about wasted youth

join isis

damn fr

for middle eastern waifu

hope i can live out my dream of being an old homeless insane man

being insane is based

how do i induce insanity

disable your amgydala