Message from @DavidTheSlumpGod

Discord ID: 503738096316055553


2018-10-22 01:12:34 UTC  

>younger pastor keeps making fucking superman analogies for the sermon

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/503737398270754836/the_eyes.jpg

2018-10-22 01:13:00 UTC  

This will mobilize the kids, haha epic

2018-10-22 01:13:01 UTC  

i wouldn't even bother attending if it weren't with my family

2018-10-22 01:13:14 UTC  

tbh even my priest says the big decline is going on rn. Already 1/4 of all priests are going trad over here, just needs to grow even more.

2018-10-22 01:13:22 UTC  

but it's getting to the point where i might just begome gadolig

2018-10-22 01:13:33 UTC  

Even the bishop smashed his modern private thing to make it trad

2018-10-22 01:13:47 UTC  

even cath church services require some scoping @a dim goon

2018-10-22 01:13:55 UTC  

of course

2018-10-22 01:13:58 UTC  

this is all so tiresome

2018-10-22 01:14:06 UTC  

have heard some real trash sermons

2018-10-22 01:14:26 UTC  

the worst part about prot bands is that they aren't even good at playing their instruments and they can't set up audio equipment properly

2018-10-22 01:14:27 UTC  

@a dim goon yeah same

2018-10-22 01:14:27 UTC  

priest making jokes as part of the sermon

2018-10-22 01:14:34 UTC  

It's bad when you feel like there are no grown ups in the room

2018-10-22 01:14:35 UTC  

My protestant church is ok

2018-10-22 01:14:44 UTC  

But i look at the younger generation of prots

2018-10-22 01:14:48 UTC  

Dark times ahead

2018-10-22 01:14:53 UTC  

they have the mic way too close to the drums and the cymbals feel like a needle in my ears

2018-10-22 01:15:03 UTC  

my ribcage vibrates when they hit the pedal drum

2018-10-22 01:15:20 UTC  

if you're going to play the retarded contemporary shit which has no place in church

2018-10-22 01:15:21 UTC  

My priest literally makes sermons talking about the end of our civilization. Really dislike you have to be lucky to have a good mass.

2018-10-22 01:15:22 UTC  

problem is the schisming and the loose order of importance, physical before the spiritual

2018-10-22 01:15:24 UTC  

I also have slowly hated contemporary worship music

2018-10-22 01:15:25 UTC  

cath mass is generally piano and a small choir of moms and old guys @a dim goon

2018-10-22 01:15:25 UTC  

at least play it properly

2018-10-22 01:15:25 UTC  

"praise and worship" music is a meme

2018-10-22 01:16:04 UTC  

They hardly even do hymns anymore

2018-10-22 01:16:05 UTC  

when the female pastor starts twerking #JustProtThings

2018-10-22 01:16:08 UTC  

Makes me sad

2018-10-22 01:16:12 UTC  

50 year old dentist or doctor who plays his $5000 guitar at church while living out rockstar fantasies

2018-10-22 01:16:49 UTC  

I feel like God is calling me to the Catholic church

2018-10-22 01:16:56 UTC  

But its gonna be tough with my family

2018-10-22 01:17:07 UTC  

my mom keeps getting on my back about getting confirmed but i don't have the heart to tell her i don't want to join that fucking circus

2018-10-22 01:17:36 UTC  

if your church hymns aren't mostly just the voices of old people who can't sing, get out

2018-10-22 01:17:41 UTC  

Being baptized is based

2018-10-22 01:19:08 UTC  

SHILL TIME
JEW THE JEWMER HERE

2018-10-22 01:19:10 UTC  

Struggle is the core of the faith. Maintaining trust and prayer rewards all of the pain. No matter how silly or personal or fucked up life gets, God is there looking out and guiding you.

2018-10-22 01:19:30 UTC  

one way or another, God provides

2018-10-22 01:20:07 UTC  

the only thing that makes prot services tolerable is the thought that i'm still worshipping God there

2018-10-22 01:20:38 UTC  

Yeah