I see Presbyterian churches offering yoga classes

no argument there

i once saw a church sign that said “life without god is like an unsharpened pencil”

>presbyterians

the band Krill was good

bassist also did the vocals

so his basslines were always really interesting

Im gonna make neofolk and get a cocaine addicted german gf

hail wotan

:^)

>cocaine
>not herion
lmao

These are cursed

Isn't that technically heresy?

misquoting god

Yes

imagining a priest standing in front of a brick wall

le i'm the average american whose biggest concern is an extra minute in my day to day commute fayce

with a neon sign

literally all prot stuff is heresy

"what's the deal with heresy?"
-god

DIM STOP IM THROWING UP

Ipod iPad ipeed ipood

yikes

honest, i got one to trump em all the next time i take that bus

ishid and icame

I eat my little cracker and drink my juice

canines @ covenant is almost worse

ya'll ever just hit or miss?

i always seem to miss :/

Some prots in africa do communion with oreos

when the gay couple brings portable communion to the church hike #JustProtThings

hell yah