Message from @a dim goon
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yeah
I do not think my grandparents would expect laser shows in a church
which is happening now
whoa dude if we just like play instruments and clap our hands we'll be closer to God!!!!!
mm yes i love heading to the concrete slab after making a trip to the liquor store
modern churches 🤢
where did it all go wrong
luther opened the door for all this teebeehaich
this is why the catholic church don't let women become priests. this dumb shit is always the stuff they like
I imagine women push hard for modernism
I think the worst beef I got with prots stems from my grandma's funeral. This is an actual quote: ''Despite her love for traditional hymns, which she sung even when demented, we also believe in learning new songs to praise the Lord. So here's a new hymn we made last year.''
akshually it was william of okham. literally every thing bad goes back to him
yikes
@DavidTheSlumpGod what the fuck
prots have no shame istg
I hate how prots are throwing away every little shred of tradition they even had
all those hymns are going to be gone in a generation
Despite that btw, they still included a prayer of St.Patrick for some reason
huh
no why would we obey the established rules of doctrine when we could just rewrite it to fit our wants
yea but at least they'll have a bunch of epic """worship""" songs that sound like late 80s U2
the more you learn about prots
the more you realize
megachurch """services""" that look like las vegas casino entertainment 😩
"why"
protestantism is irresponsible christianity
operating on the assumption the Bible just kinda happened without a context and the Church formed around the Bible
prot song:
God you are awesome
God you are awesome
You make me feel good so good
even when stuff bad you make me feel good
Thank you God for being good
God you are awesome
God you are awesome
Jesus my homeboy
God you are awesome
God you are awesome
God you are awesome
God you are awesome
God you are awesome
God you are awesome
God you are awesome
God you are awesome
there are prots who actually think God himself wrote the Bible
Divinely Inspired does not mean God wrote it
there are many prots who also believe everything is predetermined
and free will doesn't matter
sam ahead of the curve
@a dim goon I actually grew up on that belief. And when I found out it was written by men I turned to my atheist phase.
heaven or hell, it dont matter
Heaven? Hell? Purgatory? How bout im doin none of 'em
there's this song we sing at my prot church called break every chain
Prots believe that as long as they say praise for Christ there'll be no reciprocity
its so annoying