and protestants have to study the saints

but once you start allowing certain things in the church you're gonna start thinking even worse things aren't so bad

if you have to study agustine and aquinas why not just be catholic?

one carlos filthenstein once said "The slippery slope isn't a fallacy, it's an inevitability"

yeah

I do not think my grandparents would expect laser shows in a church

which is happening now

whoa dude if we just like play instruments and clap our hands we'll be closer to God!!!!!

mm yes i love heading to the concrete slab after making a trip to the liquor store

modern churches 🤢

where did it all go wrong

luther opened the door for all this teebeehaich

this is why the catholic church don't let women become priests. this dumb shit is always the stuff they like

I imagine women push hard for modernism

I think the worst beef I got with prots stems from my grandma's funeral. This is an actual quote: ''Despite her love for traditional hymns, which she sung even when demented, we also believe in learning new songs to praise the Lord. So here's a new hymn we made last year.''

akshually it was william of okham. literally every thing bad goes back to him

yikes

@DavidTheSlumpGod what the fuck

prots have no shame istg

I hate how prots are throwing away every little shred of tradition they even had

all those hymns are going to be gone in a generation

Despite that btw, they still included a prayer of St.Patrick for some reason

huh

no why would we obey the established rules of doctrine when we could just rewrite it to fit our wants

yea but at least they'll have a bunch of epic """worship""" songs that sound like late 80s U2

the more you learn about prots

the more you realize

megachurch """services""" that look like las vegas casino entertainment 😩

"why"

protestantism is irresponsible christianity

operating on the assumption the Bible just kinda happened without a context and the Church formed around the Bible

prot song:

God you are awesome
God you are awesome

You make me feel good so good
even when stuff bad you make me feel good

Thank you God for being good

God you are awesome
God you are awesome

Jesus my homeboy

God you are awesome
God you are awesome
God you are awesome
God you are awesome
God you are awesome
God you are awesome
God you are awesome
God you are awesome

there are prots who actually think God himself wrote the Bible

Divinely Inspired does not mean God wrote it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYlfwg-2C18

there are many prots who also believe everything is predetermined

and free will doesn't matter

sam ahead of the curve

@a dim goon I actually grew up on that belief. And when I found out it was written by men I turned to my atheist phase.

heaven or hell, it dont matter