how are we gonna get the degenerate drunk hedonist sexhavers to church if its not a rock concert???

they just think the church is lame and corny because of it

"JEEEEESSUUUUUUS ROCKS THE MIC!"

***loud riffing intensifies***

the great big catholic cathedrals are usually what draws the young people in

Yeah because it acts as a safe haven from all the modernist cancer aids

anyone who's into post modern architecture isn't gonna attend your church you nogs

Look

All I gotta say is

i'm monky

I'm gonna become catholic and make 20 catholic babies with my catholic wife

If I see one more bitch in a mini skirt, the ape is going to JAIL for ASSAULT

Good thing I am no ape

hold on @RetardO ExtremeO

But a classified gentlesir

there was some hoe wearing an open backed shirt to show off her crucifix tattoo at church today
she was like 40 and her daughter was doing the same but with a Bible verse tattoo
my mother was fucking mortified

just copy + pastin what i said earlier

dim gang is all gentleman gamers

However, if I, the confirmed gentlemanly man, saw a bitch in a miniskirt, I would yell racial epithets

which is NOT illegal

@a dim goon FUCKING JUST

had to sit right behind the cunts

Should have told 'em to put on some clothes

no one even wears church clothes at my church anymore

we all wear hoodies and stuff

I dont like it

I read that as "no one even wears clothes at my church anymore"

I was gona say....

not yet

showin up to church wearing cut off jeans and one of those hood bugs bunny t shirts

the older people still wear dress shirts

bugs...….

but no ties

when I was a kid everyone came in suits

when you get thrown out of church for eating carrots

epic bugs moment

bring carrots and carrot juice for my own communion

gangnam style

when the congregation join hands and start flossing together 😀

>joins hands
>flossing

Ummmm you cant floss while holding hands

Fake gamer much?