Message from @RetardO ExtremeO
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it just alienates them even further
how are we gonna get the degenerate drunk hedonist sexhavers to church if its not a rock concert???
they just think the church is lame and corny because of it
"JEEEEESSUUUUUUS ROCKS THE MIC!"
***loud riffing intensifies***
the great big catholic cathedrals are usually what draws the young people in
Yeah because it acts as a safe haven from all the modernist cancer aids
anyone who's into post modern architecture isn't gonna attend your church you nogs
Look
All I gotta say is
i'm monky
I'm gonna become catholic and make 20 catholic babies with my catholic wife
If I see one more bitch in a mini skirt, the ape is going to JAIL for ASSAULT
Good thing I am no ape
hold on @RetardO ExtremeO
But a classified gentlesir
there was some hoe wearing an open backed shirt to show off her crucifix tattoo at church today
she was like 40 and her daughter was doing the same but with a Bible verse tattoo
my mother was fucking mortified
just copy + pastin what i said earlier
dim gang is all gentleman gamers
However, if I, the confirmed gentlemanly man, saw a bitch in a miniskirt, I would yell racial epithets
@a dim goon FUCKING JUST
had to sit right behind the cunts
Should have told 'em to put on some clothes
no one even wears church clothes at my church anymore
we all wear hoodies and stuff
I dont like it
I read that as "no one even wears clothes at my church anymore"
I was gona say....
not yet
showin up to church wearing cut off jeans and one of those hood bugs bunny t shirts
the older people still wear dress shirts
bugs...….
but no ties
when I was a kid everyone came in suits
when you get thrown out of church for eating carrots
epic bugs moment
bring carrots and carrot juice for my own communion
gangnam style
when the congregation join hands and start flossing together 😀
>joins hands
>flossing
Ummmm you cant floss while holding hands