Ben and Jerry’s (and Burlington) is a tumor on the otherwise actually pretty based state of Vermont

Consume your soy faggot

imagine being anywhere within the vicinity of c*nada

Yuck

Massachusetts is just far enough

I live as far away from Canada without going to South Texas

Ben & Jerry's will *never* be Cabot cheese @laal

mass of chusetts and maine get a pass

FL gang gang gang gang

You know it!

Burlington vt is bucolic and nice

but there's a lot of gay shit ruining it

yeah except for UVM, homeless, and LIBTARDS

Fuck homeless people

imagine going to Bennington

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZyqQn2Uoo8

“They’re anchors”

aka imagine coming out as trans

because of weed

*puff* yeah cut my dick off please

that's pretty much the only thing that goes on at Bennington, hampshire, etc

one time in the netherlands the police burnt 600kg of weed next to an elementary school

Bennington?

I don’t even know where that is!

imagine knowing any geography

I could tell you where most major population areas are in New England by name

But Bennington doesn’t ring a bell

college in vt

oh!

I’m not too familiar with VT, I’ve just been a few times

Northwest kingdoms are the best!!!

I've been I think twice

Last time spent in Maine figuratively and literally left a bad taste in my mouth

Oh yeah I’ve been in Lake Champlain for like two weeks too

did you eat bad lobster somehow?

had a terrible time stuck in Stephen king style Maine

With nothing around

You went to a cabin?

Nope

That’s pretty sick

It was just a regular house