https://twitter.com/thickqueens/status/1056952021583052804

Uh oh

The ice cream in my freezer agrees with me; you're a nazi, dude

Tasty

resisting insulin entering my bloodstream

I'll open a package at the store and stick my dick in it

The workers at my Publix are too scared.of me to say anythinf

hagendaas: soy-free options

Ben & Jerry's: all flavors contain soy

makes me do a think

Ben and Jerry’s (and Burlington) is a tumor on the otherwise actually pretty based state of Vermont

Consume your soy faggot

imagine being anywhere within the vicinity of c*nada

Yuck

Massachusetts is just far enough

I live as far away from Canada without going to South Texas

Ben & Jerry's will *never* be Cabot cheese @laal

mass of chusetts and maine get a pass

FL gang gang gang gang

You know it!

Burlington vt is bucolic and nice

but there's a lot of gay shit ruining it

yeah except for UVM, homeless, and LIBTARDS

Fuck homeless people

imagine going to Bennington

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZyqQn2Uoo8

“They’re anchors”

aka imagine coming out as trans

because of weed

*puff* yeah cut my dick off please

that's pretty much the only thing that goes on at Bennington, hampshire, etc

one time in the netherlands the police burnt 600kg of weed next to an elementary school

Bennington?

I don’t even know where that is!

imagine knowing any geography

I could tell you where most major population areas are in New England by name

But Bennington doesn’t ring a bell